Etiquette Of The Insane

starlingsparrow:

do you ever meet someone who’s like the human version of unnecessary comments on a text post

braydaaan:

do you ever just realise you’re almost an adult and you have no money 

Does the robots movie make anyone else deeply scared for their future?

What am I going to do with my life?

Moon & stars  #nailsnailsnails #nailsdid 🌛🌞

Moon & stars #nailsnailsnails #nailsdid 🌛🌞

Floating the Payette River(:

Floating the Payette River(:

Love my baby. #bestlightdesigner #luhhhyouu

Love my baby. #bestlightdesigner #luhhhyouu

There’s a palm tree on my nails(:

There’s a palm tree on my nails(:

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

when im a parent i won’t take my kid’s electronics when they get in trouble i’ll just take the charger so i can watch the fear in their eyes as they use it less and less while the battery slowly begins to run out

This is so genius.

fanbingblink:

tinypancake:

If a female character kicks ass, she’s overpowered. If a female character can’t defend herself, she’s unnecessary. If a female character acts nice, she’s boring. If a female character acts mean, she’s a bitch. If a female character shows no emotion, she’s heartless. If a female character shows emotion, she’s weak. What can a female character do without being criticized mercilessly?

freddieboychilton:

freddieboychilton:

Brought my cousin with me to my parents house and now my dad’s making him vacuum the entire house because my cousin said it was a womans job to vacuum and clean

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peaceloveandbrittana:

toddlers are essentially just drunk college kids

iguanamouth:

"what are your plans for the future" *shrugs so hard that my arms detach at the shoulders and i am no longer asked any questions that arent about my missing limbs*